Jared

Jared is the 51,498th employee of Pettanko PMC. He has mastered the art of drawing and miraculously has not turned into a complete retard. He is also gay.

Trivia

 * He is gay.
 * He will draw his butthole for you if asked.
 * He may call you to inform you that he works for Microsoft and that you have a virus on your computer.
 * He gave his dad paint for his birthday.