Macho Man Randy Savage

Macho Man Randy Savage, the original Meat God and Lord of Slim Jims is a professional wrestler and Ed's patron saint. He is said to wield immense powers, but chooses to use them to impart the knowledge and glory of gains and processed meat snacks.

Tragically died in A.D. 2011, sacrificing his life to save Pettanko Base and the universe from Neco-Arc Chaos's ultimate doomsday plan. He passed along his powers and title to Ed upon his death.