Rodd's Excuses for Call Absence

This is a list of excuses Todd uses for being absent from call:
 * Showering
 * Working
 * With friends
 * Without friends
 * Sushi with friends
 * Masturbating
 * Vasectomy appointment
 * Currently under the affects of an acute case of a temporary spontaneous subsonic auditory-induced lobotomy
 * Dilating
 * Masturbating (secret)